I had thought we were all grown up enough to handle real glass glasses, but no. After multiple people ended up with glass in their feet from the broken evidence of this failed plan, I purchased a replacement set of plastic "bar glasses" (as Trey calls them).
Chris observed me packing the glass ones up to give to Goodwill and asked me what I was doing. I said, "We keep breaking the glasses so I am giving them away." Chris observed, "Trey keeps breaking but we haven't given him away."