Foster Funnies

10/31

Trey, age 3, to a grown man in a scary costume on Halloween: "You wanna piece of me, punk? Huh? Huh? Well, when I come back here tomorrow, you're gonna et a piece of me!" What do you think, too many cartoons?

November

Gunnar, age 9, not wanting to sleep alone while Max was at a slumber party said, "I'm getting that bad feeling again, Dad." Trey said, "Is it a Joker bad feeling or a Batman bad feeling?"

Trey was in the main salon of Odysea with me pretending to be a tiger when Gunner, decked out with toy guns and knives, appeared in the companionway and threatened,"I'm a hunter and I kill tigers!!!" Trey said, "I'm a dog." Gunnar shouted, "I kill dogs, too." Trey said, "Meow."

December

Dave & I were singing along with a favorite tune on the iPod while we drove to Grandma's and Max said in disgust, "I can't believe parents get to be in control of this car."

12/21

During the Bible game I asked, "Who were Jesus parents?" Max, in his haste to answer first, shouted, "Jerry and Moseph."