Foster Funnies

Max, at alumni weekend at Colorado Christian University, "EVERYONE in Colorado knows us!"


Trey, while shopping for dress clothes to wear to Dave's inaugural dinner into the CCU Athletic Hall of Fame, "I am going to honor dad by wearing underwear to his thing (dinner)."

While driving through the mountains of Tennessee, Dave was paying more attention to his navigation than the radio station fading in and out. Max said, "That's just like God's Word. It is always there if you want to listen to it but you have to tune in."

At breakfast we discussed our new commitment to eating oatmeal because Dave's cholesterol is slightly elevated. Trey wondered where Dave was, so I explained that the car had some engine trouble the previous day so he was at the shop getting a part he needed. "That's an awful lot of trouble," Trey exclaimed. "He has high cholesterol AND the car broke down!"




Trey, commenting on Grandma's new kitty and the dock cat here in Key West, "Oreo is just like Tipsy - only with a tastier name!"

Max, who was grounded from movies this week, was talking to me about the NEED to watch movies with Maddie our new babysitter on the dock. "We ALWAYS watch movies with Maddie," he insisted. I wasn't so sure, and suggested she could play games with them instead of watching movies. Trey piped in, "Maddie plays games with us, too." Max whispered fiercely to Trey, "Don't say anything else! Let me handle this."

At breakfast Dave & I were discussing the alarm by our bed that had mysteriously gone off in the middle of the night. Gunnar just smiled a quiet smile. UGH! A prankster in our midst.