Trey said, "When I get a dog, I'm going to send it to Miss Kris to
train." Pause. "How DO you teach a do to jump through a hoop?!?"
Me: "I have no idea."
Trey: "We tried to teach Cody in just one day, but he just ran around
the hoop and stole the treat from Bella 'cuz she didn't hold it high
enough."
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Gunnar took Ringo on a 10 mile hike Saturday. He convinced Max (our
late sleeper/cat lover) to get up tomorrow at 7 a.m. and do it again.
Tonight he revealed his plan to include Ringo on this venture and had
to promise to pick up all the poop, carry his own and Ringo's water
and hold the leash the entire time. (As he did the hike himself the
first time, this is clearly no hardship.) Anyhow, Dave was trying to
sweeten the deal for Max so he said, "Ringo is the ultimate chick
magnet." Max snorted dismissively and said, "Colorado chicks, they're
all buffer than me."
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