Chris and the Potty Mouth

I was doing a new balance pose this morning and the instructor gave step-by-step voice prompts on how to properly stand on one leg with the other bent tightly. Chris happened to be playing nearby and when the male voice told me to use one hand to position my foot as close as possible to my groin he said in shock, "He has a potty mouth!" I laughed and said, "It is an appropriate use of the term to tell me how to do this yoga pose." No response from Chris. A few minutes later, the instructor said the exact same thing as I balanced on the other leg. Chris promptly got up and said, "I have to leave. I can't listen to this."