The Treyinator strikes again

A mild concussion is the injury du jour. In the process, Trey also lost a few minutes of his memory - from launching his scooter off the fat spine to finding himself on a bench giving info to fill out an incident report. Hours later he still can't remember the particulars of the crash and decided, "I'm really just a time traveler with a headache." Witnesses contradict this theory and he is deeply grieved that they did not catch it on video.

Other concussion induced hilarity included, "What do you call it when you crash but don't get hurt? A concushion!"