Today I bring you two new tales of comedy. And of my little brothers, I hope that they bring you laughter.
The first tale I have to tell is of me going green with my little brothers. I was correcting them about using paper towels and how we need to use rags instead because it quote "kills baby tree squirrels" after this I corrected them about leaving the water running saying again I quote myself "it kills baby dolphins". Well after a pause Trey looks up at me and says "Ok, I am just eating oatmeal. What am I killing?" truly they grasp the concept.
Next story is of last nights events. I found my bean bag out which mom told me she would throw away if found out of my room. I walked into Trey and Chris's room after telling mom "Excuse me, I have to go make a speech." and so I began with my usual simplicity of correcting them
By saying "You have to put this away or else mom will throw it away." but clearly my simplicity wasn't enough for the wisdom of chris who shook his head as if retracting some Hidden wisdom within his mind that I had clearly missed. And so he imparted upon me his great and vast tactiful mind "Gunnar, Gunnar, Gunnar, it can't fit in the trash." And so I was bested.
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