Maxisms

Max walked over to a friend's in search of some information. He was gone for so long I called him up. When I asked if he had gotten the answer he said, "I don't really know." Confused, I said, "Are they home?" "Yes," he said, "but they're 'Key West confused', so I am coming home now."

What polite euphamisms our son has learned from our sojourn in that fair city!

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Max was sitting across from me working on a reading assignment for his college class. He threw up his hands and said, "I don't get it, mom." As I leaned in for a look he said, "Oh, wait. There's a 'can't tell' option."

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Max is so excited about his new headset he doesn't even need to be connected to wear it!