Thursday, October 03, 2013

The Resident Punster Strikes Again

Max is always tossing these at me:

Why did the Java programmer need glasses? Because he couldn't CSharp.

If you drop your watch in a condiment, are you relishing the time?

If you go to Club Med and beat someone up, are you resorting to violence?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

If they throw you out of China, are you disoriented?